PMS Alert

Dear x,

It is our displeasure to announce that your friend/colleague/cousin/roommate/ex/etc. Nataša/Tash/Tas/Tasha/Tashenka/Nata/Nat/XuNa/NaNa/etc is going to be premenstrual any day now.

Avoid her company until you get a "PMS All Clear Mail" in the coming days.

You have been warned! Any socializing with the above mentioned patient is at your own risk!


Note: if you wish to be removed from this mailing list, you can't. :p It's just once a month, you'll live!