Gift-list for Tash's B'day Party

Confirmed Tash-Friend,

Thanks for your RSVP.

You were wondering what to get her, right? We have made it sooo easy for you. Here are three options, of which we're confident, at least one will be to your liking:

1. You already have prepared something you think she'll like. It's personal, it's unique, you've woven lots of love into it (only metaphorically-speaking, we hope, because she hates embroidery and such similar, ghastly crafts. a childhood trauma. don't bring it up.)

or

2. You're good at internet shopping and/or you're familiar with all the sex shops in Taipei:
Get her a VINCE VAUGHN BLOW UP DOLL! See pic for reference (but find one with all the right parts, please!)

or

3. You've nothing personal, you're too lazy to look for a Vince:
Contribute to our 'GIVE TASH a MAKEOVER' Foundation! There are several causes to vote for and contribute to. See them below! Think about your favorite and on the evening of the party you can throw your contribution into the Box and cast a vote for your favorite. As a thank-you, you'll receive Before-and-After pics of the winning makeover.

As you can see, there's something for everyone.



GIVE TASH A MAKEOVER, Because she's 33 now, and that's old! So, do something before it's too late!


1. Tash's Boob foundation
- stop them before they reach 'way down south'

2. Removal of Strange Spot on Butt
- seeing THESE before 'n' afters will cost you extra

3. Do Something With That Hair
- give her a makeover by taipei's best hairstylist

4. Cellulite Task Force
- there's a new product. there's ALWAYS a new product

5. Permanent Laser Hair-Removal
- permanent deforestation of brazilian rainforest
- tash's personal favorite

6. Monthly Facials
- meiling's personal favorite